I don’t remember (of course lol) if I’ve written about this before, but there is a chicken processing plant smack in the middle of my town. It smells godawful. It’s just as bad as the paper plant in Canton, which is really saying something. Anytime I go near this monstrosity, I make a disgusted noise of protest and pull my shirt over my nose. Sometimes, you can smell it from miles away. I don’t know which part of the processing smells so terrible. The chickens are raised and killed there, so I thought chicken shit might have something to do with it? Anyways, it’s fucking gross and I wish it was built out of city limits, in the middle of a fucking field because that’s where it belongs!

Why did I write that paragraph? Context. Because…THATS EXACTLY HOW OSCAR’S BREATH SMELLS. It’s freaking identical! So now I’m having to smell the damn chicken plant at home! It’s so pungent, I can smell it when he’s on my lap under a blanket. I wrote about how his breath is a fucking war crime before but it’s gotten worse!

It has been terrible since he started exclusively eating Fancy Feast wet food twice a day. Is there ANYTHING I can do about this? Some kind of, I don’t know, breath spray? For animals? Something. Anything! HELP 😭

Oh, and when your breath smells like a literal sewer, you have no right to be offended by my singing! Goofball. 😤 😂