I love Nerds, they’re my favourite candy. I bought a box of what I thought were individual tiny boxes of them. I opened it and pullled one out but it was a packet, I thought that was a bit odd but whatever. I tore the top off and poured what I thought were going to be Nerds in my mouth and HOLy SHIT it was so incredibly sour, intense, and burnt the taste buds off my tongue! It was fucking flavour powder for water! WTF it was in the candy aisle, far away from drink flavourings. I know I should have looked at it more closely but holy hell! My tongue still hurts hours later. It was like trying to eat 20 Warheads candies at once. 😭

Moving on from me being an unobservant goof…

Mom told me that when she was checking out at the grocery store, there was a woman in the line across from her wearing a shirt that barely covered her bottom. She bent down and wasn’t wearing any sort of…well, anything 😳 No shorts, no underwear. Nothing. Everyone got to witness the hooey of some random old lady. I’m glad I wasn’t there lol, probably would have thrown up or something 😬 That’s the sort of things I have nightmares about, being exposed in public. Why would someone do that on purpose 😖