So, stupid Elsa is hitting Tybee the day we’re going. We’re going anyhow, I don’t think a volcanic eruption could stop us at this point. We’re all so starved of vacation that we don’t really give a shit. The winds won’t be too high anyhow. I mean it’s enough to take out the power, but not really any serious damage. It should pass through in a day. Still pisses me off though. Never had to worry about this crap in the past!

Anyhoo. Tomorrow I have an appointment with my hair girl to get WAXED! No more leg hair! I’m also having her wax my underarms and chin (stupid PCOS lol) so I will be nice and hairless for the beach. Also getting my eyebrows done, and a mani-pedi. I wish I could say I’m getting a haircut but I am trying to grow it out. It’s hard to get through this time of year without a haircut, at least for me. I get so hot and sweaty and a haircut just feels so good. I must stick it out though. When it’s long enough for a real ponytail I’ll be satisfied.

I really hope this stupid hurricane (What’s it’s name? Elsa?) doesn’t fuck up the vacation I’ve waited four or five years for. I hope the tropical storm behind it fucks off to the sea or wherever. I got run out by a cat 4/5 hurricane last time I went on vacation. If that happens again I swear I’m just going to snap. I need to get out of here, for my mental health. I haven’t actually relaxed in God knows how long.