I am all in a sea of wonders. I doubt. I fear. I think strange things, which I dare not confess to my own soul.

Bram Stoker, “Dracula”

One of the most basic rules for survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather.

Terry Pratchett

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Mel Brooks

In the end, everything is a gag.

Charlie Chaplin