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Happy birthday, mom! 🍰
We went to Longhorn for her birthday, they finally did my steak right! Unfortunately I threw up almost as soon as I got to the car. I tried not to so hard, but I lost. Kind of humiliating, if I’m honest. I don’t know how many people saw me.
Me and mom were having a discussion on why the Pacific Northwest and Atlantic northeast are both creepy. I noted how half of Stephen King’s novels are set in the northeast. They’re both creepy as hell, no offence to anyone who lives there 😬 Also the Pacific Northwest seems to produce a lot of serial killers…