Paige, 40, ISTJ, goth girl, former artist 😿, horror hound, alleged ā€œmorbid asshole.ā€ Someone said that, so it must be true lol. I’ve been blogging since 2001. My entries are pretty boring, I don’t lead a particularly exciting life. I mostly write about personal goings-on, things I’ve stupidly blown money on, and of course, angry expletive-filled venting šŸ˜… Ā My blog is like a record, as my memory is horrendously bad. I’m scared I’ll forget everything, like good times as well as pivotal moments. I’m also not that bright, but I do have my salient moments. At least I can admit it! Haha.

l loooove horror movies, horror & fighting games, folk horror, listening to my favourite narrators read creepypastas, cosmic horror, Appalachian folk art, beautiful countrysides, Millenia old bog mummies and megaliths/standing stones, ancient history (upper-Palaeolithic to Iron Age collapse), discovering the history & genetics of my family, witchcraft, the medieval period of Eurasia, Ā European Early Music, platform boots, dinosaurs (and all the critters that came before!), marsupials (The US sadly only has one native marsupial.), historical weirdness, my cat Oscar, attempting to create cool things with occasional success, animals (I need more animals in my life, man.), a LOT of music, spikes, OOAK custom dolls (Barbies and others), collectible Barbie dolls, and so on. DON’T LAUGH AT ME! I just like pretty dolls, okay?! šŸ˜†

And here’s is my grumpy side. Oh dear.

I loathe politics and political people who think I must believe what they think is right, and so they try cramming their nutty beliefs down my throat because they are in utter disbelief that someone has a dissenting view. They will then pitch a fucking fit about someone not being in total lockstep with their unserious ideology. *deeep breath* and pretentious gatekeepers, and spiders. Fuck those things as well. šŸ˜…

I do not discuss politics. If I happen to write something on a rare occasion, I add a note so no one has to read. However, if you’re looking to get politically antagonistic, kindly fuck off thataway, then keep on fucking off and fucking off for trillions of years after the last stars have burnt out, the universe goes dark l, and eventually ends by way of heat death. You have persisted despite the end of all things. Not good, my friend. Whichever god you pray to won’t help you, and your tormented wails will go unheeded because there is no one to hear them. You are captive and alone in an infinitely dark, eternal, inescapable and silent void somewhere outside of time. Sucks to be you! And all because you couldn’t resist being a twunt on the internet! 😜

I kid, I kid. But that’s my personal boundary. I’ll respect yours, and you should respect mine… or you will wind up floating aimlessly in the abyss for all of eternity. *cough*

I’m actually a very friendly, generous, loyal person when treated fairly, like I’m a person with actual feelings and stuff. 😬 I’m nicer and funnier than my face looks, I swear!

Add me on Last.fm! Let’s compare our music tastes! šŸ˜€

And remember…Assume nothing. Trust no one.

And lastly, The adorable face of existential dread. His name is Oscar and he will smother you in your sleep. Still a very good boy, despite his murderous inclinations.

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