I have decided that my archenemy is…mulch. I went to Outback with Karen today and she parked next to the curb with bushes and mulch. When I went to get back into the car, I was attempting to balance whilst walking across the stupid mulch. I almost made it but I lost my balance and fell into a prickle bush. I was not wearing platforms, I simply do not have the necessary balance to walk on that shit anymore. I howled, because the prickles were stabbing my arse and leg and I could not right myself. It took three people to get my dumb ass back on my feet because the prickle bush made it too painful to even try, how bloody embarrassing 😭
I am getting mom a Hydroflask for Christmas. If I spend $40+ on a fucking thermos maybe she’ll feel too bad to not use it. This woman is bonkers. She keeps her bottles of water in the car during summer and drinks hot water! I basically bullied her into buying a very cheap thermos at the Dollar Store, but she has yet to use it. Why would anyone want to drink hot water? 😵💫 As for Dad, I am getting him T-shirts…again. He has enough AC/DC and Pink Floyd, so I think I’ll get him two, a Boston and one of ABBA. He has neither and those are two favourites of his. Gonna look on Etsy instead of Amazon because that’s where I get the vast majority of my shirts from. They’re usually more original with better designs.
I’ve noticed that men are much easier to shop for than women. I never know about mom. She is so hard to read and I never have a clue what is something she will use often. Mom likes practical things. Dad and me? T-shirts. Get us shirts and we’re happy.
I go out with my new peer support today! I really like her. I met her yesterday.
I have the appointment for my endoscopy (I think? lol) Monday, if they find that my esophagus needs to be stretched, which I’m praying is the case…maybe I can finally get relief from this swallowing problem which has been getting even worse.
I also have been referred to the Orthopaedic doctor because of my facked up shoulder as well as my leg. Getting X-rays of both. I reallly hope I don’t have to have another MRI.
I finally found a “Respect my authoritah!” Cartman shirt! Every other one I’ve found spells it “authority” which bothers me. It’s AUTHORITAH, dammit. 😆
Listening to: The Mission – Deliverance