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This made me horse laugh 😹
Merry Christmas again. I went to my parents and had a big dinner. Hope you all had a good one too 😊
Month: December 2021
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I got dad this shirt:
And mom this sleep mask:
Dad is obsessed with SpaceX and the starship, so I know he’s gonna love it. Unfortunately it won’t be here for Christmas, but last years present came late too so…he’s used to it XD Mom wanted a sleep mask and I tried to find a cute one that wasn’t over-the-top.
I bought a new toaster (4 slots! I had bought bagels and cream cheese and then remembered I didn’t have a toaster anymore lol) and a sandwich maker at Roses. And then I went batshit and bought ALL THE JUICE. I got myself some Sunny D. Do you know how long it’s been since I had Sunny D? OVER TWENTY YEARS. It’s the holiday season and I’m gonna drink some motherfuckin’ juice. I know that’s unhealthy and irresponsible because diabeetus, but yeah. I’ll just be sugary for a while. I know I’m a dumbass, you don’t have to tell me D:
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https://apple.news/AmnoFwUwaSHeDZdm6T8NutA
I hate people. I really do. There is an extra warm place in hell for people who do shit like this. Hope they get a pineapple shoved up their ass everyday by satan himself. Because if there is a hell, the human skidmarks that did this to a puppy will wind up there, preferably sooner than later. Hope they choke on their own blood 😘
Was that mean? Yes. Pardon me if I have no sympathy for people (I use that word very lightly here) who behead puppies. 💅
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Until very recently, I didn’t realize other people had visible, large pores like mine. Looking at makeup tutorials on YouTube helped me realize that is not the case. Plenty of people have large, active pores. I thought I was some kind of freak my whole life, I guess due to seeing so many airbrushed magazine photos of models and stuff.
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